February 2012
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I should probably go home… but lying in bed all day is so much fun, and can not happen in the house. Quandaries.
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My mum said she had to send me a hundred dollars from my nonna. This is the third time this year that me and both my brothers got a hundred dollars each; my grandparents are not rich. When I asked where it was coming from, she said they were probably trying to get it to us now before they died and it was taxed.
Depressing.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
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...I get this weird feeling I'm somewhere in...
Edit: It’s Ireland. I was close. There’s a lot more space here than in England.
notapapermemory:
firekat:
If I hear one more person say that Rihanna is setting a bad example, I may explode. Her job is not to be a role model, it’s not to educate your fucking kid on life decisions, it’s not to live in a way of which you approve.
And if you’re yelling at Rihanna for being in contact with Chris Brown, you’re victim blaming and you need to fucking shut up. Maybe you should...
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Sex In The Library: VODKA SOAKED CHOCOLATE... →
sexinthelibrary:
Vodka, Chocolate and Strawberries. The three greatest things in this world all in one super easy treat!
Ingredients:
-Large Strawberries
-Chocolate infused vodka (such as Godiva)
-Chocolate for melting
Method:
Rinse the Strawberries and soak in a jar or bowl of vodka for at least 24…
…for future classy reference.
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IT'S PANCAKE DAY AND I FUCKING FORGOT
Excuse me while I try to scrape together the necessary ingredients to make crepes, go somewhere I am allowed to make crepes, and learn to make crepes.
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Downton Abbey
Breaking my heart.
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“‘You’re no help,’ he told the lime. This was unfair. It was...”
– Anansi Boys, Neil Gaiman
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bonjoursex:
newwavepolly:
Hey remember that time Michael Fassbender got drunk and beat up his girlfriend and everyone just forgot about it cause he’s white and they think he’s hot?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
NO. I don’t. I don’t know who the hell that is. But when ANYONE beats up ANYONE, I tend to think it’s wrong.
Haven't done one of these in a long time!
sexinthelibrary:
First 20 to re-blog I’ll promote to 4000+ followers.
Would be nice if you were following me, not essential though, and no likes.
:)
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I have some of the greatest friends.
beccahjones:
I’m going to make a mobile/dreamcatcher/art piece in memory of them.
Even though we all live so far off from each other, we talk maybe once every two weeks, we still manage to keep up and stay close.
That is what a true friend is. They don’t need to be in each others lives EVERY SINGLE DAY. I can go months without saying something and BAM when we’re back together, everything is...
“You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin’...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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I just talked to John. He sounds so excited about ASU, and about their program, and about opera and I’m really really happy for him (because his excitement is always a little contagious) but it also breaks my heart because I don’t want him to be so far away. Because guys are momentous douchebags, but he is not, he’s fucking perfect in every way and that somehow feels unfair. I...
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Hir mouth ful smal, and therto softe and reed,
But sikerly she hadde a fair forheed:
It was almost a spanne brood, I trowe,
For hardily, she was nat undergrowe.
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“Hey! These aren’t even Sylvia Plath quotes, you idiot.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
February is Eating Disorder Awareness month....